Ottawa Raging Grannies
Last Updated March 17, 2008,

Sa-Gacity from Greenie the Gregarious Grannie
who is a firm believer in Gyneocracy, and whose Gumption knows no .....hmmmmmm

Making Poverty History
Greenie and Ragegran urging Grannies to  make fighting poverty a priority.

Greenie's Song - LAPDOG

Greenie on BooBs...er...on Getting Noticed
Greenie on NMD
Greenie on Homelessness
Greenie on Paul Martin
Greenie on Star Wars
 

" I may look weird to some people, but what's really weird is attacks on Social Justice.  In fact they're not even honestly weird; they're criminal."
Oh great! Greenie loves a good contest!  The first person to email us with a word for "limits" that starts with "G" wins a prize.
 

This is for real and it will be a nice prize.  You can trust Greenie.

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Read Greenie's Fan Mail

Greenie loves dogs ( and cats, and wolves and especially BEAVERS.  But she's not happy with the way our Canadian Beaver seems to morphing into a ......"LAPdog."

Tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

GOOD BYE DEAR CANADIAN BEAVER
WE USED TO BE PROUD OF YOUR SPUNK
BUT YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED BY A LAPDOG
WHO GOBBLES AMERICAN JUNK (Chorus)


A LAPDOG IS HARD TO ADMIRE
IT GROVELS AND YAPS AS IT DUCKS
A CANADIAN LAPDOG FOR HIRE ?????
THAT IS THE PITS AND IT SUCKS. (Chorus)

WE HOPED WE'D ELECTED A BEAVER
WE MADE A HORRENDOUS MISTAKE
IT'S SAD BUT IT'S TRUE JUST BELIEVE IT
OUR BEAVER HAS HAD A REMAKE. (Chorus)


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CHORUS:
LAPDOG LAPDOG
YAPPING AND HOPING THAT HE'LL BE HEARD
LAPDOG YAP DOG
TREATED LIKE ANY OLD TURD..


Greenie on Paul Martin

Is Canada suffering from PMS???
( PAUL MARTIN SINDROME)

PMS, PMS WON’T YOU GO AWAY
CANADA NEEDS NO MORE CRAMPS
HURTING US TODAY-AY

PMS, PMS IS AN AWFUL PAIN
TREAT WITH LOTS OF COMMON SENSE ALL OF US WILL GAI-AIN

PMS, PMS AND ALSO NMD
ALL THOSE LETTERS " CRAMP" OUR STYLE
THEY’RE NOT WHAT WE WOULD BE.











 

Tune: "School Days"
EXPLANTS, IMPLANTS,  PAUL’S BEEN ACTIVE WITH REPLANTS

TRIMMING AND PRUNING AND CUTTING THINGS DOWN

ASSURING  THE "LOSERS"  AND POOR HIT THE  GROUND

HE CHIPPED AND HE SNIPPED BUT HE DIDN’T RANT

JUST SCISSORED AWAY AT THE SOCIAL GRANTS

“I’VE LOWERED THE DEBT! WHO SAYS I CAN’T???????"

BOASTED PAUL. NOW HE WAITS TO BE CROWNED.
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 But hey PauL

LISTEN UP TO THAT OMINOUS SOUND

FROM FOLKS WHO DON'T LIKE WHAT THEY'VE FOUND.

(Alma collaborated with me on this - she'll probably blame me for any typos)

Greenie on "Star Wars"

"You mean shit wars?  Turning space into a toilet?"
 

Greenie on Foreign Affairs Minister Bill Graham's assertion that the Missile Defence plan has nothing to do with outer space.

"Surprise surprise!  Billy is loopedy loo ( would that star wars and its pushers were down the loo)"
 

NICE TO SEE YOU - DROP IN AGAIN

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