Women Songs
Geriatric Sex
When I'm Ninety-Four
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Geriatric Sex
TUNE: THERE WILL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND
I'm sixty and I'm sexy
At least that's what I hear
From the programs seen on t.v.
And the talk shows on the air.
The magazines print articles
By some authority,
All telling me at sixty
I'm as sexy as can be!
I'm seventy and sensual,
Though it really doesn't show.
Geriatric experts tell me
I'm mature and all aglow.
They say hidden wells of passion
Are bubbling up in me
And at seventy I've hit my peak
Of sensuality!
Oh I'm eighty and I ought to,
There's no time to put things off.
No excuses like 'I'm breathless'
Or, 'excurtion makes me cough'!
For I'm told I still have fires
That I didn't know I had,
And I would tell my parter this, but
When I wake him, he gets mad!
Now I'm ninety and I'm naughty,
And there's nothing new to me.
I've been having sex since sixty
And I'm tired as can be.
And I'm telling you a secret,
Tho' it's one that you must keep,
When I get to be One Hundred,
I AM DAMN WILL GOING TO SLEEP!!!
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