Tune: Give My Regards to Broadway

JOHN BAIRD WILL DO WHAT HARPER
HAS IN MIND FOR CLIMATE CHANGE
HE'S GOING TO TELL THE OTHER COUNTRIES
ALL OUR PROGRAMS HERE WON'T CHANGE
UNTIL THEY ALL "ASPIRE"
TO GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER, TOO,
WE WILL REFUSE TO LEAD THE FIELD
AND NOTHING WILL BE DONE, THANK-YOU!

GIVE OUR REGARDS TO BALI!
WE HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME THERE!
NOT MUCH TO DO BUT
TELL THE REST OF THEM
CANADIANS WON'T CARE!

WE HAVE SOME GREAT EXCUSES
FOR NOT REDUCING GREENHOUSE GAS,
WE WON'T BE FIGHTING CLIMATE CHANGE,
WE'LL JUST BE ACTING LIKE A HORSE'S ASS!