I-PHONE SONG

Tune: School Days

I PHONE/ MY PHONE
WHAT A CRAZY WHY PHONE
I JUST GOTTA HAVE IT SO I CAN CONNECT
BY TEXT,WHAT THE HECK IF IT LEAVES ME A WRECK

EVERYONE’S GOT IT SO I MUST TOO
GOTTA DO WHAT ALL THE OTHERS DO
I CAN’T JUST BE ME
GOTTA BE LIKE YOU
MY PHONE’S GOT ME CAUGHT IN A BIND!

BUY BUY/ WHY WHY
GOTTA HAVE A NEW MY MY
THEY’VE GOT IT/ I NEED IT, IT’S MY IPHONE
IF I DON'T HAVE IT I'LL BE ALONE

THOSE ADS ARE SO COOL GOTTA HAVE IT NOW
WHO’D BE A FOOL THAT WOULD RAISE A ROW
MY CREDIT'S AT MAX
I'LL IGNORE THAT FACT
TIL THAT PRETTY NEW IPHONE IS MINE.

BUY BUY/ WHY WHY???
OUR PROFITS SOARING SKY HIGH
OUR ADS MAKE YOU  HANKER ANDWE'RE SO GLAD
IF YOU IGNORED THEM  WE’D BE  SO SAD

WE'RE PAYING OUT BILLIONS TO MAKE YOU BUY
WE’RE TARGETTING EVERY GAL AND GUY
DON"T BE A WEIRDO WHO WONDERS WHY
JUST BUY SO OUR PROFITS WON'T shrink.