TUNE: Long way to Tipperary

Yes my name is Stephen Harper
I'm the country's PM
I know how to keep my office
'Cause I know I'm such a gem
Just be sure to target critics
And to knock them one by one
If that fails I simply shut the house down
And I just 'cut and run.'

I can't stand it if they question
What we did in Afghanistan
All that torture's not important
Who cares if we broke the ban?
And the voters will forget that
The inquiry's not been done
Because I have simply shut the house down
And I just 'cut and run.'